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Frying Doom
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Posted - 2012.08.30 12:23:00 -
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I still want a chicken launcher Any Spelling, gramatical and literary errors made by me are included free of charge.
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Frying Doom
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Posted - 2012.08.30 12:30:00 -
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Velicitia wrote:Frying Doom wrote:I still want a chicken snowball launcher  Fix'd  No I have some of those, I want a chicken launcher Any Spelling, gramatical and literary errors made by me are included free of charge.
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Posted - 2012.08.30 13:33:00 -
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rodyas wrote:Jace Errata wrote:The only new dev blog we have is Phantom's EVE Vegas community spotlight.
You must be confused. Oops forgot to mention, that it was in the comment section for it. Also to make my thread feel more like a real thread. Han's blogHan's has a new blog going over how the new winter expansion is created and the process for it. He also said, not to do this thread, but its too late. See you had to bring Hans into it I thought this was a serious discussion about chicken launchers and how much they are sorely needed in the game. Any Spelling, gramatical and literary errors made by me are included free of charge.
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Frying Doom
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Posted - 2012.08.30 13:59:00 -
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rodyas wrote:Ugh, you are too sharp frying, I should have gone to Darius III's blog to find out a way to get chicken launchers into the game.
I need more practice with meta gaming. Darius III is a whole different kettle of fish, as scamming votes is legal but rumors are against forum rules. Which rule wins?
If you are using rumors about other CSM members to scam votes for your self or just rumor mongering to lose them votes in order to not need as many your self. You are breaking the Forum rules but not the CSM election rules.
Or does this just mean that CCP now needs to drop the whole the forums are part of the game bit, as the rumor rule really gets in the way of meta gaming?
But anyway back to the important features of the game. A chicken launcher. Any Spelling, gramatical and literary errors made by me are included free of charge.
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Frying Doom
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Posted - 2012.08.30 15:06:00 -
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Very nice, now we just need to mount it on a ship and see if we can get 30 chickens per minute out of that sucker. Any Spelling, gramatical and literary errors made by me are included free of charge.
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Frying Doom
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Posted - 2012.08.30 15:26:00 -
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Hans Jagerblitzen wrote:Boxless wrote:So, what is productive about setting a target date first(Winter 2012) and then deciding what to put in it?
Seems like the kind of thinking that leads us to promises of :iteration: that are almost never fulfilled, no one want to be stuck finishing the old ****.
How about you either adopt agile development fully (implementing features piecemeal overtime instead of within 2 months out of 6) or you fully adopt waterfall development(Decide what features you want and set release dates based on the content, not the summer/winter equinox).
I know marketing likes to be able to bundle things together with a shiny name, but it really is not conducive to the type of game eve is. Smaller updates should be things that are release bi-weekly or such with bigger features arriving as they are completed.
This hybrid of agile/waterfall you have going seems to be taking away the benefits of both leaving only the negatives. It's my understanding that these next few months are an intentional break from the pattern we've seen as of the last couple expansions. Dust throws a ripple in everything, but I think the plan is to get back to smaller, more frequent releases once the Winter expansion is out. Sounds good. So chicken launcer BPO available?
Edit: I think I have the answer to "You know you play EvE online to much when?" The answer of course being, that you would be perfectly happy to fly a Battleship into null just so you could fire chickens at gate pirates, cackling the whole time. Any Spelling, gramatical and literary errors made by me are included free of charge.
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Frying Doom
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Posted - 2012.08.31 01:06:00 -
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People trying to derail this perfectly good thread about chicken launchers with talk of tempests and frozen chicken launchers.
All pail into insignificance compared to the 100% live chicken launcher. Guaranteed to explode in a cloud of feathers and ick. Any Spelling, gramatical and literary errors made by me are included free of charge.
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Frying Doom
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Posted - 2012.08.31 09:32:00 -
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CCP Xhagen wrote:Hans Jagerblitzen wrote:Let's reward CSM posting with Loyalty Points! The size of the LP payout can be directly tied to our current approval rating, on a scale from 1 to 5.... Jita riots will cause CSM status to turn "Vulnerable" and increase the multiplier. This should reward good CSM representatives and adequately fund our constant war of words with the developers! SOMEBODY GET CCP XHAGEN ON THE PHONE, I THINK I JUST FIXED THE CSM!!  I had my phone on silent. Sorry dude... While in reality he had turned his phone off so he could nip out for a long lunch and a movie  Any Spelling, gramatical and literary errors made by me are included free of charge.
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Posted - 2012.08.31 09:47:00 -
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Ciar Meara wrote:Frying Doom wrote:I still want a chicken launcher  I thought we decided on a kitten launcher? less funny, no feathers. Any Spelling, gramatical and literary errors made by me are included free of charge.
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Frying Doom
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Posted - 2012.09.01 04:00:00 -
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No I want chicken launchers so the chickens are actually rocket propelled. Any Spelling, gramatical and literary errors made by me are included free of charge.
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Posted - 2012.09.02 01:12:00 -
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M1k3y Koontz wrote:I want a snowball launcher and not-melted snowballs!!!
I started playing AFTER the snowballs :( We feel sorry for your loss. Any Spelling, gramatical and literary errors made by me are included free of charge.
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